Review Mark Longden I genuinely have no idea what to make of ONCE UPON A TIME IN VENICE. Like, why was it made? Who thought “yes, this is definitely the best we can manage” released it to the public? Just before I looked up the career of - / director Mark Cullen, I had the creeping realisation that this felt like a double episode of a -cable light drama show like “Burn Notice”, only not quite as good; it turns out Cullen has previous in TV, being the creator of two failed shows (“ Back In The Gam ” and “ Mr Robinson ”), and also the writer of “Cop Out”, the comedy that director Kevin Smith described as the most miserable experience of his life. But I feel like Mr Cullen shouldn’t get the lion’s share of the blame for this – that must go to top-billed Bruce Willis, who also starred in “ Cop Out ”, where he regularly ignored his , direction and for no reason other than he . Well, that was a big budget cinema release, and this isn’t, and it’s safe to say Willis had a great deal […]

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